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tehmwak |
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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I think you put way too much thought into those posts. |
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dosthecat |
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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a dog sized one would be pretty easy though. i reckon. because i'd have the strength advantage and i'd be able to keep it from slowly biting my head off. and i'd be like, throwing it a bit, and slamming it's head into trees, and then i'd kill it by stomping on it's head, going, "DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKING CUT ME? I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!" but i'd be all like bleeding n stuff, because mantises have heaps of pointy scratchy things on them, but it'd be okay, because i'd have nachos. |
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dosthecat |
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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i would fight a praying mantis over nachos. even if it was like a dog sized one. i wouldn't want to tackle a human sized one because those things can fly and if i was losing i couldn't run away really. unless i could put a door between me and the giant praying mantis.
fortunately human-sized insects are physically impossible, because insects don't have proper lungs, so they wouldn't be able to get enough oxygen to their vital organs. |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Griffin wrote: |
Fuck you, your english used to be horrible. |
His English is still horrible.
But that's to be expected. He has never had to use semi-decent English to make his computer work. He needs command line access.
It shall fix things.
Even English. |
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That Guy |
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Agreed. |
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Griffin |
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Fuck you, your english used to be horrible. |
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That Guy |
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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Agreed. |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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That Guy wrote: | Griffin wrote: | tehmwak wrote: | Well. That is true. However they could just be the guardians of the nachos?
Waiting... Ready to rip apart anyone who strays too close.... |
They have amouth don't they?
ROBBIE IS TEH FAILZ |
Agreed. |
I agree. However I must point out the fact that I disagree strongly with your English. |
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That Guy |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Griffin wrote: | tehmwak wrote: | Well. That is true. However they could just be the guardians of the nachos?
Waiting... Ready to rip apart anyone who strays too close.... |
They have amouth don't they?
ROBBIE IS TEH FAILZ |
Agreed. |
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Griffin |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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tehmwak wrote: | Well. That is true. However they could just be the guardians of the nachos?
Waiting... Ready to rip apart anyone who strays too close.... |
They have amouth don't they?
ROBBIE IS TEH FAILZ |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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Well. That is true. However they could just be the guardians of the nachos?
Waiting... Ready to rip apart anyone who strays too close.... |
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That Guy |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Suppose there were two praying mantis's how would they fight over a Nacho? they wouldn't be able to grip it. |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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As mentioned in my post 20sec ago... Your getting rather lazy.
Now. This thread is now about praying mantises and nachos. |
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That Guy |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Post whore:P |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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How can fail be epic without bystanders getting to laugh?
There are no fucking bystanders! AHHHHHHH...
*dies* |
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That Guy |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Nope, epic fail. |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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*glares and gets into nightmare*
I think not.
I also think we are the only ones posting on this entire forum.
... Do we win? |
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That Guy |
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not going to let you fufill you fantasies on me *glares and grabs various weapons* |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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That Guy wrote: | I wasn't even talking about my sig, just you in general, broken:P
hehe |
Dont make me paint your hair an awful orange color and beat you like a red headed step child. I have the paint. *Glares* |
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That Guy |
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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I wasn't even talking about my sig, just you in general, broken:P
hehe |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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That Guy wrote: | You're broken!~
and we hit our usage today |
How is your sig failing at its job make me broken? |
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That Guy |
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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You're broken!~
and we hit our usage today |
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tehmwak |
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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My ISP is aircrack.
Usage; Not a whole hell of a lot.
*Posting from adsl2+ in the southport area*
And robert. Your sig is broken. It says I'm using windows and firefox.
Grrr. I'm using neither! |
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That Guy |
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Actually I thought most internet providers don't go to the 1024 just to 1000 because they're cheap, I know our download limit is 20 gig but we only get 20000 megs.
Though I'm not gonna complain with 20 gig for $100 a month, good speeds and everything. But sadly Bundamba doesn't have adsl2 in the network to my knowledge. *tear* |
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dosthecat |
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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i go through a set of guitar strings every month, and i'm slowly wearing through the timber on the top.
my usage, over an hour a day. |
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Griffin |
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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I did 100 gigs in 4 months, beat that ! |
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Jr W |
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: My Usage |
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All sizes are in Megabytes. Multiply by 1024 to get Gigabytes.
Month: January
Plan Data Used: 12000
Off Peak Used: 5085
Uploads: 7600
Month: February
Plan Data Used: 10363
Off Peak Used: 8206
Uploads: 10198
Month: March
Plan Data Used: 5269
Off Peak Used: 1137
Uploads: 1910
Month: April
Plan Data Used: 12000
Off Peak Used: 5641
Uploads: 14638
Month: May
Plan Data Used: 12000
Off Peak Used: 2752
Uploads: 4245
Month: June
Plan Data Used: 12000
Off Peak Used: 3345
Uploads: 4847
A new month, a new challenge |
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