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Kung-Fu
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:46 pm |
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Wish granted, but then you find out that those people were actually Nazis. Mmmm, Nazi.
I wish that more homeless people were around to wash car windows.
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dosthecat
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:38 pm |
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granted, but then your car smells like elliott.
i wish... robots blew up when you taught them paradoxes like on futurama. stupid things can't grasp the simple concept of "yellow isn't yellow." |
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upendy
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:36 am |
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Granted, but they blow up in your face.
I wish I could say things that I really want to. |
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Kung-Fu
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:29 am |
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Granted, but then each time you actually said them, the person turned dangerously bulimic; throwing up their guts at any given time, followed by eating more, followed by throwing up... lather, rinse, repeat.
I wish I didn't have to deal with a lot of people.
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:16 pm |
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Granted, but it turns out that they needed you.
I wish people would give me warnings before they come to my house so I have a chance to change out of my pyjamas. |
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That Guy
Joined: 31 May 2007
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:20 pm |
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granted but all of youre clothes are dirt .
wish there were more copper jesus people
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:43 pm |
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granted, but instead of arresting criminals they just forgive them, even serial murderers.
i wish people could understand the difference between fire and heat. |
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That Guy
Joined: 31 May 2007
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:49 pm |
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baha granted but you cant see the heat of any sign of it
wish that magpies are never anywhere in sight when you dont want them, but are when you do
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dosthecat
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:23 pm |
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granted, but if a person A wants magpies and a person B doesn't want magpies, and they're in the same place, magpies all over the world explode into two lumps of matter and antimatter, which sucks the world of all it's energy so there's another ice age, instantly, and the world ends.
i wish i had a lump of antimatter, preferably antihydrogen. |
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That Guy
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:29 pm |
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granted but it is dissolving .
wish i had a good computer with good internet that wont blow up like neilsons does .
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dosthecat
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:47 pm |
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*snicker*
granted, but neilsen gets jealous and takes it for himself.
i wish i had just bought dairy milk instead of getting hazelnut, which i don't like, confused with macadamia, which i'm marrying in october, or as soon as i can stop getting her confused with one of the girls at work. |
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Kung-Fu
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:13 pm |
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Granted, but you throw up. How generic.
Regarding the marriage of one's nuts... I'd say there'll be a lot of legal (more illegal) documents involved with such a farfetched ceremony.
I wish John would stop calling me at inconvenient times. (ie. times that I don't want to talk to him..)
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dosthecat
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:17 pm |
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granted, but only because your phone breaks, and then instead of ringing he turns up at your house.
i wish you'd be less caustic, miss eliza. |
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Kung-Fu
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:24 pm |
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Wish granted, but I turn into a pushover and end up reverting because I see that I've become something that I don't want to be. Oh joy! 
I wish my wishes really came true, instead of being only that... a wish.
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:26 pm |
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Granted, but then I kidnap you and make you wish all of my wishes so that mine come true as well. Eeeevil.
I wish I was happy with stuff right now. |
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That Guy
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:27 pm |
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granted but i cant really grant it 
wish that i could grant pennys wish
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:21 pm |
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granted, but you need to do something to give her an idea of how special she is, or get her to remember something else you did that made her happy. which can be hard work. and no-one likes hard work.
i wish i could grant all of youse any wish you wanted, as long as it was nice. |
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Deanman
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:02 am |
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Granted, but by doing that, this thread will become useless, making us feel a little less happy.
I wish I could rock out on the Keytar. Van Halen style, but on a keytar!
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Kung-Fu
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:39 am |
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Wish granted, but the image of Deanman gets somewhat tarnished by the shoddiness of your playing.
I wish I had the 'no clip' cheat on, so I could somewhat destroy all of my enemies without running out of ammunition.
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Deanman
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:28 pm |
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Granted, but instead you get the invincibility cheat -IDDQD-, and the all weapons, etc cheat -IDKFA-, making the game (In this case, Doom) boring.
I wish I could go back five years and start fresh.
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Kung-Fu
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:43 pm |
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Wish granted, but you go through puberty ALLLL over again.
I wish I had more nail polish.
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:52 pm |
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Granted, but you spill it everywhere and you get high from nail polish fumes.
I wish that people would stop making me cry  . |
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Deanman
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:53 pm |
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Granted, but now life is quite dull, as nothing interesting/different happens in your life, and you're always happy.
I wish I had a big screen TV.
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LastElf
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:13 pm |
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Granted, but your friends are always over to watch the shows you hate.
I wish my webcam wasn't out of focus. |
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That Guy
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:16 pm |
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granted but it crashes a few hours later.
i wish i wasn't so stupid in what i want to wish for
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Granted, but now you're so good, you leave us all with nothing left to wish for.
I wish I could make everyone happy.
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That Guy
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:01 pm |
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granted but everyone gets so happy they explode
i wish thoih was alive again
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Kung-Fu
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:24 pm |
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Granted, but everyone eventually leaves again because people continually run out of good things to say.
I wish my nail polish would dry.
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That Guy
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Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:59 pm |
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granted but you contracted a disease and youre fingernails fall off.
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Wilkins
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:54 pm |
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Granted, but its a hypocritcal fire also, and then it ends.
I wish Thoih died... Instead of this dreary blog this, blog that to give it false hope of life.
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