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Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:23 pm
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What if WWII had been an RTS game? It would have gone a little something

like this....



*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this fuckin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: shit Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got shit to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the smurf up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is fuckin weak u guys suck

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit u fags im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wtf

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fuckin

army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A FUCKIN TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy

soon sum1

T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an ass

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help

Hitler: o man ur fucked

paTTon: oh what now bitch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my shit

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksucker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fuckin gay

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: smurf u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: smurf this shit im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is gay

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit!

*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bullshit u fuckin suck

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for

shit

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: smurf u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all fags

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o shit!

*paTTon has left the game.*
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:31 pm
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a second, thats not a chain...

Did you write that yourself?
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:33 pm
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i found it on one of the games i play so i decied to post since it made me laugh
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:35 pm
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Yeah I was like laughing all the way through, thats quite witty that is.
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:39 pm
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i was ment to put it in general discussion but put it in here by mistake
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:42 pm
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Adam will probably move it there soon...
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Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:56 pm
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*shrugs*...


Too Long / Didn't Read.
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Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:15 pm
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Adam, it is seriously worth reading.
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Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:03 pm
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That's fwucken hilarious.
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:00 pm
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Its a shame its not original... ive seen that one before heaps of times
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:04 pm
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you shh

go to work or somethin
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Still funny as though.
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