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Deanman
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Ipswich
Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:18 pm |
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C'mon now, we all saw this one coming. Clint Eastwood once hit a woman so hard, she got pregnant. He's had multiple wives, and kids with every one of them. He's such a feckin man, in one movie he's all "Coffinmaker... get 4 coffins ready", all pimpy and smooth like, then, shoots five people without even flinching, then, casually walks back and is all "Make it five", in the same tone. He then flew to mars, where he killed many nazi's on their lunar bases.
Show some love for the manliest of men.
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Budderball
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Location: Bundamba
Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:38 pm |
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| In Paint Your Wagon i could stop laughing... he sang! |
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dosthecat
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
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Location: Ippie, QLD
Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:15 am |
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yeah, well that wasn't clint eastwood, that was chuck norris trying to drown his competition by pretending to be clint eastwood.
many people saw right through this pitiful attempt at boosting one's own manliness by destroying anothers, simply because everyone knows that a clint eastwood film's gotta have violence.
shame on you, chuck norris... shame on you... |
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Deanman
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Location: Ipswich
Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:26 pm |
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But don't worry, Chuck made it up to him by staring in Delta Force. Ha ha, shittiest movie ever.
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