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Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:37 pm
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Really, who the hell would?
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:42 pm
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ya mum!!... Wink

I really don't think that it is necessary at this day and age... Though i think foreplay is good becuase it gives extra experience and plenty of fun.
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:27 pm
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Foreplay is a off side thing and is classified as lust... therefore one of the deadly sins - take that few words "DEADLY" as a hint!
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:50 pm
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*Points and laughs* You're going to hell!! Very Happy

But only after you take a few special pills and shrink so you can fit in a rabbit hole Shocked and go eat tea... And other fairy tales... I'm sure there's something between that Jebus guy and Cinderella...
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:37 pm
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Oi who the fuck needs sex at this age....its so wrong.....come on people what would u do if ur girl got pregnant....and she wanted to keep it...U WOULD BE FUCKED!!!!
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:37 pm
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Double Post sorry...
but foreplay i reckon is alright....as long as ya slonger dont go near her meat clamp:P
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:34 pm
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Lukas, some people are smart and use protection... We don't all live in Ipswich here... Or mabye i'm the only one =(...
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:45 pm
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Hey Fred did u know : Protection doesnt always work *omg*
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:07 pm
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Have you looked at the percentages of effectivity though? I was reading that the condom was about 95%.. that's pretty high, not to mention the pill.
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:08 pm
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but that still has a chance of not working...like winning the lotto..u have shit all chance but people sometimes win...in this case well lose
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:20 pm
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I like teh sex
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:27 pm
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U like teh hookers
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:08 am
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Lukas does goats >_<
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:59 am
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I like teh girls? Wink
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:22 am
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Fullmetal wrote:
Razz



-1, Based on a point deduction.
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:31 am
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-5 Im going to kick your ass
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:43 am
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hahah, congratulations you are the new tr1p
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:51 am
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Haha congratulations I'm going to break your jaw Smile
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:53 am
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haha, cheers mate, i owe you one. Razz
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:54 am
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Congratulations on the engagement you 2 Razz
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:55 am
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Shocked Lukas, you better like the look of your face cause next time I see you it will be broken Smile
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:58 am
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What? wasnt i supposed to tell anyone
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:58 am
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Why would you want to tell anyone
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:00 am
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People were gonna find out when u sent the invitation

"FullMetal and Ads Wedding...Dont tell anyone"
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:01 am
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Im sorry that I chose him and not you. Its ok mate, people get a 2nd chance.
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:02 am
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Wink We're getting married now...? Whoah, see what happens when you call people the new tr!p... Now to find me a pretty lady.
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:05 am
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ya mum
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:06 am
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I dont think that phrase is even in the ancient book of phrases anymore
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:08 am
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Hey i dont think a face like yours is supposed to be in the world....btu u doint hear us complaining
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Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:10 am
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Erm...Am I in the 6 year old section?
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